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Noun; an impatient and irritable person, usually also someone with a short temper
"Yo man, ima call you later"
"Goddammit call me now!!!"
"STFU ya damn skoob!"
by Cluck Cluck April 27, 2006
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A person, usually female, that frequently shows their boobs during skype conversations.
Alison: I love skype!
John: Yeah you probably just show your boobs on there all the time you whore.
Billy: Yeah Al you're new nickname is Skoobs.
by I<3Skoobs March 19, 2009
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Used to describe the maximum distance a particular male can ejaculate (see exmaple 1)

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A word used in place of jizz or spunk in slightly more formal contexts where disgretion is advisable or speakers are discussing jizz in a context where distance is particularly important (see example 2)
1: I managed 2.34 metres last night but your skoob or 2.67 metres is still top

2: Whats your furthest skoob Proffesor trish?
by Philly ree July 19, 2008
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it is usually someone between froob and noob and acts like a noob
Person1:omfg wat am newb, i lost my armor
Person2:wow..... wat a sad newb
Me: you two are both skoobs'
by Pk Heather October 31, 2007
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skoob is cross between someone who is a noob and a skater.
person 1:omgz! god that skater is a noob
person 2:yup hes a real SKOOB rofl!!!
by rust/eez!! January 31, 2008
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it is usually someone between froob and noob and acts like a noob
Person1:omfg wat happend? I lost my armor
Person2:wow..... wat a sad newb
Me: you two are both skoobs'
by Pk Heather October 31, 2007
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For example when a boyfriend sees some of his girlfriends boob on skype. This virtual striptease, accidental or otherwise, can be considered to be skype boob or SKOOB.
damn I got some great skoob last night
by babby cork September 06, 2010
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