skiveritis 

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive

Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.

skiveritis by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

Skillitis 

A person who suffers from a disease of too much skill.Very rare and extraordinary disease occurs in 1 every million adult men.Females are immune to this as they’re useless

Harry stop doing rainbow flicks.You must have Skillitis

Skillitis by Rishi Sunak December 15, 2020

Skivalitis 

An illness suffered by school children. Ususally occurs during a release of a new video game or when it snows.

"The new GTA game came out yesterday."
"Convenient that Sam's not into day then isn't it?"
"Yeah, I think he has a bad case of skivalitis"

Skivalitis by 3iMea7 August 12, 2014

skintitis 

An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.

Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.

Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.

Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.

Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:

"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"

Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.

"Its only the 5th and hes scheming to get money already, the skintitis must be setting in early"

skintitis by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020

Skivitis 

Skivitis (pronounced sky-vight-is) is a temporary illness, characterised by severe lack of desire to go to school. Often, the student suffering from Skivitis will avoid school (or 'skive') even during school hours. This illness can be cured by a phone call from the school to the student's parents or alternatively by calling the police or student welfare officer.

Student: I can't go into school today, I'm ill with skivitis.

Skivitis by LemonZeppelin October 2, 2009

skreitism 

Skreitism is a term for players who roleplay as a prostitute of the opposite gender and engage in multiple sexual activities, usually bisexual, to gain pleasure. It can also mean someone who forms a romantic desire toward other players instead of their characters; they are unable to identify between IC (in character) and OOC (out of character).

The noun for this kind of player is "skreitist."

The word is derived from the name of an online character on PlaneShift. A perverted player's main character was the lusty Enkidukai (catlike humanoid) named Skreit, but he had several female alternative characters who were often bisexual and prostitutes. He often tried to create a long-distance online romance with women who also played the game.

People who practice skreitism tend to be homosexual or bisexual and have no social life outside of the internet.

The man played online roleplaying games during his free time and attempted to spark online relationships with female players since no one would go out with him in real life. He must have been a follower of skreitism.

Bob was RPing on PS (PlaneShift) and met a female Ynnwn (cross between a Dermorian, a kind of elf, and a Diaboli, a demonlike race) in the tavern, and he paid to sleep with her that night. The next morning he found out his character had truly slept with a lewd man who was playing as a prostitute!

skreitism by Xik'tar January 4, 2008

skilitist 

A skier who thinks they and their crew are better than you.

Jack: That guy was totally laughing at me when I fell.
Jill: Yeah. The guy thinks he's better than you - he's a skilitist.

skilitist by oneproofwonder March 25, 2008