Abbreveation for skittles
Hey, let me have some of that forty ounce bag of skits.
Me: u got some weed son
Skiter; yea son i got pounds, if u com threw i give u a ounce
arrvie at their house
Me: where da weed at son
Skiter; man i ran out, but my nigga got some, let me call them
Me: u b pullin skits son fuck u!
Having the ability to piss ones feaces out of the arse hole. Most of the time backed with tremendous power, having the "skits" can damage not only the sufferer but also the surrounding environment. Skits waits for no man (woman), when it arrives it requires no introduction and you have no choice. RUN or shit yourself in public...
Oh man ive got the skits real bad!!
I had to incinerate some of my clothing yesterday as the skits took me unawares.
In the developed world 2 human beings die of the skits every 5.4 seconds.