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18.
Having the ability to piss ones feaces out of the arse hole. Most of the time backed with tremendous power, having the "skits" can damage not only the sufferer but also the surrounding environment. Skits waits for no man (woman), when it arrives it requires no introduction and you have no choice. RUN or shit yourself in public...
Oh man ive got the skits real bad!!

I had to incinerate some of my clothing yesterday as the skits took me unawares.

In the developed world 2 human beings die of the skits every 5.4 seconds.
by john,stirling November 27, 2007
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1.
to cum, or ejaculate
she wants you to skeet on her.
by copper cobra January 04, 2005
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2.
A short piece of theatre, often improvised.
The actors then performed an amusing skit about a penguin and a spiked tennis racket.
by balbulican February 26, 2004
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3.
Derived from the word sketch, (a short, often comedic segment of a show either televised or performed live).

alternatively;
Originally a misuse of the word sketch, Chappelle's Show further popularized the word into the mainstream when Dave and Neil, hating the mistaken usage of the word, began including it during taping.
"'I'm Rick James bitch' is a popular Chappelle show skit."

"Comedians make a living writing various skits."

"This SNL skit sucks!"
by Ben Franklin December 24, 2005
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4.
Skit meaning to diss or make fun of.

Used in some areas of the UK.
Don't skit me! It's not my fault I still like the Spice Girls.
by Becki February 04, 2005
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5.
v. to make fun off someone. Slang term commonly used in the Liverpool area of UK, meaning to make fun off, to take the micky of someone.
You skitting me or what?
Stop skitting me.
by rayboy February 27, 2005
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6.
A commonly used acronym that stands for scene kid in training. Basically anyone who trys to be a scene kid, but is not completely there yet.
Wow! John is growing his hair out and dying it black. The kid is still a s.k.i.t. because he is not fully scene yet.
by vettekid May 07, 2006
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7.
Abbreveation for skittles
Hey, let me have some of that forty ounce bag of skits.
by The Innovators March 12, 2008
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