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To consume a lot of alcochol whilst on a night out.
"Who is coming out on the skite tonight?"

"Snakeus is skited off his tits!"

"Tonight we will be skiting it hard"

"All aboard the Skite Train, last stop Skiteville!"
by Daniel Hunter August 02, 2006
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n. a boastful person
v. to boast
(apparently used mainly/only here in Australia/NZ).
John's been skiting about his new car - that guy is such a big skite!
by Eagle_Kiwi July 30, 2005
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To slide in an uncontrolled fashion
He skited across the wet floor and landed on his arse.
by wanderer September 11, 2003
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N. A show-off, braggart, also v.i
He/she is a skite. The word has been used in Australasia, considered slang, for perhaps a hundred years.

he skited about winning the race.
by Andrew H Johnston July 22, 2005
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"hey i can say skite at my private *groan* school and not get put in detention from the teachers!"
by Katie April 25, 2005
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the spray/splash of a liquid onto a surface, as when opening a carbonated can or when urinating.
Ben's shaken Bud skited onto Bob when he popped the top.

or,

Ben skited all over the toilet seat while urinating the six-pack he had pounded.
by jerry March 24, 2004
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The painful splash of hot grease.
Don't let the bacon grease skite on you while cooking breakfast.
by Kev. December 25, 2005
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