<to skipper, skippered, skippering> verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.
My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!
Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.
Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!
The person who steers a sailboat or is in charge of giving directions to the other people on the boat.
The skipper looked quite pleased as he directed his boat across the lake.
A colloquial term for the region of the human brain that is key in the solving of mathematical, and theoretical problems. Derived from the idea that it 'skips' all unnecessary information, exacting conclusions in an effortless, 'skipping-like' manner, it is often referred to as the 'calculator' section of the brain.
Deficiency in the Skipper is sometimes, but not always, accompanied by increased artistic and creative skill, as brain power and space is diverted to the creative section.
However overdeveloped Skippers also have the side effect of causing slight eccentricity and random spasmodic outbursts of affection, which often can be mistaken for a mental affliction.
Professionals should always be consulted when differentiating between an overdeveloped or hyperactive Skipper, and mental conditions.
People with the advanced mathematical capacity, and eccentricity are often referred to simply with the pseudonym 'Skipper'.
That guy is on some next maths hype.
Must be a Skipper.
Is he a bit weird?
Nah just an over-active Skipper-he's good at physics too.
A track on an Album or mixtape that you frequently don't listen to because:
A.) It sucks
B.) Your not in the right mood or mindset for the song
"Guy1: you get the carter 3?"
"Guy2:naw too many skippers i just bought illmatic
"Crossroads by bone thugs and harmony is a skipper because it usually gets me thinking about my fallen soldier's"
1. One who skippers a boat
2. One who doesn't understand sarcasm or literal sayings
Teacher: Talk about how you don't understand sarcasm.
Skipper: Were you being sarcastic or literal?
The nickname for a child with awesome everything.
Jimmy says to rico, "Skipper is the chillest dude ever."
Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips
It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class
Dave's being such a skipper...he's not been in class lately.
A term used to describe an asian bamf.
holy mother of all that is holy, its skipper. I want his children...