airtight skipole 

when a woman has all three of her orifices filled as well as simultaneously giving two handjobs. Involves 5 guys and one girl

Heather was having a great time but was a little sore after she gave manson, bubba, brent, spiceboy, and ned an airtight skipole.

airtight skipole by scotty the bubba mark April 10, 2008

Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.

Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!

Airtight Ski Pole by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008

skipplesqueeze 

when you skipped the rock across the lock-ness monster lake a squid pops up and squishes you so much you squirm because the squish was too strong

"how was your holiday"
"oh my gosh, i got skipplesqueezed!"

skipplesqueeze by i frumpleskirt you August 15, 2019

Skipoe 

Verb
To eat shit after a moment of great pleasure and then shit out the shit that you just ate after your bowels constrict with happiness.

My heart just SKIPOED after she said she loved me.

Skipoe by KosherBob January 4, 2021

Ski Pole Party 

Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.

I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.

Ski Pole Party by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011

alaskan ski pole 

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

alaskan ski pole by Sean Payton May 13, 2008

ski pole 

When a girl jerks you and your friend off when your on either side of her, her up and down motions resemble a skier using ski poles

Hey did u guys get a piece or what?
Yeah she ski poled us but nothin else

ski pole by Bill B April 23, 2003