A person who wears skinny jeans, nose pierced, and ears gauged. Usually questionably homosexual. The popular apparel for this type is; tight leather jackets (probably made for women), crooked flat-billed hats, chucks, and don't forget the skinny jeans! There is only one type of haircut for this type, and that is, of course, a douchy one.

Let's not forget this type's inability to handle liquor, and their knack for puking over 3rd story balconies onto poor unsuspecting bi-standards.

These people are commonly mistaken for vampires, and may look as if they escaped from the Twilight set.
Haha, look at that Skinny Jeans puking on that slut.

Hey, this Skinny Jeans is passed out... Let's fuck him up.

That Skinny Jeans is a sub par paintball player.
#homosexual #aaron carter (child pop star) #vampire #sodomy #toilet plunger squatter
by AaronCarterFan69 January 12, 2011
Top Definition
Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.
#poser #hipster #metrosexual #preppy #istore #uptight
by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
The name given to punk "drainpipe" jeans when they came into fashion recently. Also called ciggarette pants. They are made of a stretchy material and get slimmer near the ankles. Usually worn by girls but indie/emo/scene/skater/punk boys also wear them. It should be noted that skinny jeans for boys are looser around the crotch so wearing doesn't make you sterile, as alot of ignorant emo haters claim.
I just bought some skinny jeans.
#skinny jeans #drainpipes #emo #scene #punk
by [x]//Scratch-card-glory\\[x] August 12, 2007
a largely popular style of jeans worn mostly by the junior high, high school, and college age groups. they fit snugly around the waist and are tight around the thighs and calves, tapering down to the ankle. for guys they are a little looser in the crotch area. they were originally worn only by emos, skaters, punks, etc, but now 99% of the population owns at least one pair. however, they really only look good on about 3% of the population. short people, for instance, generally look even shorter when wearing skinny jeans. if you are tall and want to look shorter, wearing skinny jeans will not usually work. they're kind of complicated in that way.
short person: I wish I could wear skinny jeans, but they make me look even shorter than I already am!

tall friend: really?? maybe I should try them! I hate being so tall!

short person: no, the don't work like that.

tall friend: aww, man. that sucks.
#drainpipe jeans #tapered jeans #emo pants #skinnyjeans #skater jeans
by DancingDrea February 15, 2010
Skinny jeans are not only for scene, emo, and punk people.

Nowadays almost everyone owns a pair of skinny jeans!

Skinny jeans became hugely popular last year, and is mostly popular through the 6-12th grade range.

Adults don't typically wear them.

You can buy them in hundreds of different patterns from tons of different stores; from Hollister to Hot Topic.
Emo Kid: OMG Look at that prep wearing skinny jeans! Ugh, those wannabes!
Kid #2: Dude, anyone can wear skinny jeans. Don't be a hater!
#jeans #stereotypes #middle school #clothes #hollister #hot topic #skinny #converse
by w0000tz i like pie June 01, 2009
Leg sufocators. Makes you look thin but they hurt... alot.
Girl 1: Omg girl you look so thin in those skinny jeans
Girl 2: I cant feel my legs.
#skinny jeans #tight #hurting #girl problems #fashon
by k&j swizzle May 26, 2013
Incredibly tight jeans which 98% of the gen Y population can admit to having worn at some stage of their lives. Look good on most people, unless you decide to play twister. This is not advised, for having a person’s ass in your face is unpleasant enough, but the situation is made doubly revolting if said person has a muffin top.
Chloe: Hey, I think I might actually win this game of twister, as Mark's skinny jeans appear to be rather inhibiting!
Spinny-Board-Person: Left foot green
Chloe: OH GOD! AHHH GET IT AWAY! *dies.
#twister #muffin top #fat #denim #ass
by Chloe1234 August 07, 2010
Jeans worn for the purpose of annihalating a man's testis.
Billy: Oof, these jeans are squeezing mah bawls so tight.
Joe:Cuz ur wearing skinny jeans you nimrod!!
#jeans #weird #skater #testis #insanity
by Rhymenocerous 50 February 26, 2009
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