The boys who wear them don't care how stupid they'll look on pictures of their younger selves when they're older, since they won't have children to be laughed at by, because their skinny jeans made them sterile.
tall friend: really?? maybe I should try them! I hate being so tall!
short person: no, the don't work like that.
tall friend: aww, man. that sucks.
Nowadays almost everyone owns a pair of skinny jeans!
Skinny jeans became hugely popular last year, and is mostly popular through the 6-12th grade range.
Adults don't typically wear them.
You can buy them in hundreds of different patterns from tons of different stores; from Hollister to Hot Topic.
Kid #2: Dude, anyone can wear skinny jeans. Don't be a hater!
Spinny-Board-Person: Left foot green
Chloe: OH GOD! AHHH GET IT AWAY! *dies.
People who say they wear skinny jeans because they are comfortable and cute are usually lying, because, they're wearing them because EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
Sane person: Please, go kill yourself, you brainless puppet.