| 1. | Elton Jeans | ||
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Pants that make you look like you could be related to Elton John. These include skinny jeans, leather pants, or if even skinny, leather pants. They tend to have too much design just to make the wearer stand in attention. Phillie: OMGawddd I just got these new Ed Hardy skinny jeans at the store the otha day and they are just delightful!!1 I really went out of my way to get these. I really like'um.
Mark: Cool story bro, so you got Elton Jeans... |
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| 2. | Danny Jeans | ||
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An unusually tight pair of jeans that the wearer, also usually a hipster in denial, insists are not "skinny jeans" but are definitely tight enough to outline his entire package. Dude these aren't skinny jeans they're Danny jeans.
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| 3. | scene bean | ||
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a petite girl that wears VERY skinny jeans and lots of colorful eyeshadow, that sometimes wears a cow backpack. "Ohp! Here comes that scene bean kayla!"
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| 4. | drainpipes | ||
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Ridiculously thin/skinny jeans worn by various scenesters, emo kids, and indie types, which make a person look completely out of porportion. Usually paired with a studded belt, a pretentious a-symetrical haircut, and a gaze of apathetic angst on the face of the wearer.
Unfortunately due to the logistics of finding jeans to fit so tightly, this trend often results in low sitting jeans which have a particularly ill fit around the bum, appearing as though one might be carrying a shite around in their pants. person 1: Kate Moss looks hot in those drainpipes
person 2: too bad everyone else wearing them looks like a fashion victim |
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| 5. | Pinlegger | ||
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A person, usually male, who wears skinny jeans that ride low on the hips giving the impression that the wearer has no ass and is in possession of a pair of skinny little pin legs. The Pinlegger normally displays a certain unwarranted self-conscious arrogance that is somehow related to the wearing of the pants. "Ha! Look at that Pinlegger. Those pants look ridiculous!" "They certainly do. What an idiot!"
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| 6. | Mick Jagger Pants | ||
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Tights pants. "Wow, I love your skinny jeans!"
"They aren't skinny jeans.. They're my Mick Jagger pants!" |
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| 7. | Silly Wearer | ||
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noun. (see also Hipsters Sho Hos Frails ) 1. A person purposely sporting clothing that looks so fashionable it's verging on silly. 2. A person wielding clothing or accessories that are designed to serve specific functions, in an ironic or trendy way. See: Messenger bags, Fixed Gear bikes, glassless spectacles, Barbour jackets. 3. Persons so dedicated to acquiring the status of "an individual" they will follow the current hipster trends without question or hesitation. They will wear the clothes Vice magazine says they should wear, drink in the bars their favorite blogs tell them to, and walk around Shoreditch with an air of smugness only attainable by those in the knowledge that they are the coolest they could possibly be. Serious Silly Wearers can also be seen sporting ironic moustaches and silly haircuts to further distance themselves from mainstream cliche's. "See that guy over there with his bare ankles on display because he's rolled up his skinny jeans and isn't wearing socks with those brown leather loafers? Yeah, he's a silly wearer."
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