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Also called TOFIs (thin outside, fat inside).
People who doesn't look fat or overweight from the outside (no 'fat folds') and still are considered 'fat' when they are submitted to hi-tech body-scanning techniques (like MRIs), to discover that they are what doctors call 'centrally-obese': having large fat-cells in their vital organs and subcutaneous skin deposits which is high risk for heart disease and can double risk of CDV (cardiovascular disease) in men. A new relative method to body mass index (BMI) is the Body Volume Index (BVI), which is a faster computer-based digital scan that calculates body-volumes/body fat percentages. Similar techniques to BVI should be made to tell you if you are one of the latest 'fat' category: the 'skinny-fats!
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| 2. | 6 fats | ||
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Instead of having a six-pack (as in stomach muscles) in its place somebody has a set of six fats. "Bru, look at Mikes six pack!!"
"You kidding me, its more like a set of 6 fats" |
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| 3. | skinny skinny fat fats | ||
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80% of the time, a group getting out of a van at a fast-food restaurant will be 50% skinny and 50% fat. I was up at the Arby's the other day and it as full of skinny skinny fat fats.
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| 4. | transfat | ||
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A person who believes they are a fat person living in a skinny body. Skinny girl #1: "I feel so fat!!"
Skinny girl #2: "You might FEEL fat, but I'M transfat." |
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| 5. | Fatts | ||
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Usually used to say someone is fat. Danm man she had the fatts
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| 6. | mancow's disease | ||
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When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls. Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!
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| 7. | rebound hunger | ||
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Eating less and gettting fatter!
This is based on dietricians' extensive studies that has linked certain brain hormones (ghrelin & leptin: store fat as enegry and control appetite respectively), that 'switch off' when a person enters a no-food dieting phase. Becasue of survival pre-wiring, the brain thinks that the body's famined so it stops burning life-affirming fat and store it to preserve vital organs like the heart, liver and kidneys. In the process, one who goes through long periods of fasting (generally stopping food intake and then eating large quantities of food more than you'd normally do to compensate for lost calories in what's known as the 'fast-feast' theory), becomes fatter instead of thinner! The solution? It's clinical term is 'grazing', which means to eat separate meals through the day consisting usually of 4-6 mini-meals/ day. There's also a fad that promotes this 'eat more, get thinner' diet that ascribes a EMI (Eat More Index: 4,1 or more=2500 cals/day of low-fat diet), restricted to lo-cal fruit/veggies (called 'heavy food'), that you can eat as much as you want and still keep your weight. Rebound hunger is also called 'Anti-Diet'.
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