A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.
Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.