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1. A hot response from from a macalicious honey when you ask her what time it is? lol in our dreams... 2. Noticeable wrinkles around the eyes and mouth for a thirty-something person. When the signs of aging first start to show on the skin. 3. What time it is when you feel like gettin' your groove on. 1. Joe: Excuse me miss, do you have the time?
Hottie: ha ha, I'm sorry - I didn't see you there; you're cute. Joe: Oh, sorry... (: (she's hot) So, what time is it. Hottie: Almost skin-thirty... 2. Ed looked at his wife. They'd been together for almost 15 years since they were high-school sweethearts. Her face showed signs of age. Skin-thirty. lol 3. Pimp 1: Yo, you see that chick over there? Pimp 2: hahah ya shorty, tryin' to act like she's not lookin' over here? Pimp 3: Yeah yeah yeah. Well she's about to find out. It's half past skin-thirty by my watch. :D |
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| 2. | skin-thirty | ||
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July 19, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is. 1: Hey, what time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's skin-thirty. |
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| 3. | Jeanocide | ||
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The act of tearing holes with a sharp or blunt instrument, in any area of a pair of jeans, creating the stupidly fake illusion of being a bad-ass/punk. 1: Hey, nice pair of jeans, are they new?
2: Yeah, but look at them while you can because at skin-thirty I'm committing Jeanocide |
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| 4. | skin | ||
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1. A commonly used, extremely comfy fabric that makes the very best clothing; Sunday best.
2. A highly desirable material that can serve for almost any purpose 3. A delicious snack or addition to any meal. Has every vitamin ever known and gives you a thirty minute orgasm when your tongue comes in contact with the godly substance. 4. A verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, conjunction, or any other form of English. Can use as a comeback, defeating anything that was previously said. Yelling SKIN every now and then is always appropriate and extremely healthy, spices up any conversation. -Hey Hannibal! Where did you get that nice suit?
-I want to wear your skin. -Hey, can I try some of that? -Sure (eats) -Wow! Thats one bitching snack! -Your a fag! - ... im gonna wear your SKIN -holy shit! I'm outta here! *cries like shelby whenever anything doesn't go her way* |
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| 5. | pajama monkey | ||
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(For lesbians) While laying in bed wearing, pajamas, rip a hole in vaginal area and stick arm in there. While doing that, stick a toy figurine of a money up the other woman's anus (preferrably Abu from Aladdin). PERSON #1: "I'll give you five dollars if you you two chicks make out!"
PERSON #2: "I'll give you thirty if you two come to my house and give each other pajama monkeys!" |
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| 6. | Burying the Gnome | ||
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"Burying the Gnome": The insertion (Burying) of a single testicle in either the front yard (vagina) or back yard (ass) of a woman, by grasping one nut in your hand, so that there is no loose skin around it, and forcing it into the chosen orifice. (Lube may be necessary) Ron met Lisa at a Barry Manilow concert, and within thirty minutes, he was Burying the Gnome in her back yard, behind the Port O' Potties.
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| 7. | Quadricoon | ||
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1/4 Nigger, This is truly an abomination it has simian facial features and act and talks like a Homo Africanus. It has light skin like a normal human being but may turn on you in an instant for no apparent reason or provocation. Usually would fit in with most humans but will not hesitate to rape kill or rob you. also see silver back nigger Octocoon James: Hi sir can you please give me the time
Alex: why certainty its eleven thirty :) James: thanks sir have a great day..... *punches man in the face and takes his watch* yall see hua mufugga i beez foolin ya , youz beez tinkin i be yt but i's a Quadricoon. peace mufugga oooo eee ook arg. Alex: DAM YOU QUADRICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !!!!!!! |
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