skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

skirted eggshell 

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

skirted eggshell by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

Skirted 

To intentionally avoid, skip or ignore

I really wanted to ask Sony about the money he owes me but when I saw him at the club he skirted me

Skirted by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 2, 2019

Skirted 

to leave in a hurry. Mainly used while talkin about driving a car. Barking your Tires

I skirted on the police.

Skirted by DZWilliams October 28, 2006

Skirted 

When a girl is wearing a skirt and you pull it up.

Tammy walks by wearing a skirt.

Gaby: Hi Tammy *pulls her skirt up*
Tammy: Ahhhh!!!
Gaby: You just got skirted

Skirted by Gabyrocks August 29, 2009

Skirted 

If a girl's skirt gets pulled down.

Someone skirted Lisa. A cute girl that is in my class.

Skirted by NemoLeeGreen September 8, 2014

Skited

The word is a combination of two words, so and excited.

I am so skited to be here!

Skited by Stoink2 July 24, 2009