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when a person takes a very large shit in the toilet, flushes, and the large terd comes spinning around only to pop out of the water, skim ur ass, and thus you get skidburns.
*Flush*
"Oh God! skidburn....."
"aggh..."
*more toiletpaper*
by iamnotracis January 05, 2011