an unclean brownish mark on one's underpants
If you would just wipe yourself properly you wouldn't have to deal with a skid mark every time you pulled your pants down.
by Light Joker February 08, 2006
n. term referring to when your underpants ride up your butt crack and leave a line of poop in the bottom. It is also known as a racing stripe.
Jim didn't wipe his butt thoroughly, for he had a massive skid mark in his underpants.
by The PEN15 club January 01, 2007
A worthless pile of shit that contributes absolutely nothing to society and is merely a skid mark in our world's collective underwear. A non educated pile of shit that is a con artist specializing in fucking people out of there hard earned money by making them take it up the ass like a rump ranger or butt pirate. A man that leaves his family because the going got tough and he runs away with his small dick tucked between his legs like a pussy because he can't man up to responsibility hence he is nothing more than a skid mark to anybody he associates with.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jessica's husband is really worthless?

A: Yeah Jessica's husband is a skid mark in our world's collective underwear because he is an absolute pile of shit and contributes absolutely nothing to society except for being a big ole shit stain.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011
shit stains
after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws
by John December 25, 2002
A poo poo stain in your undies that is usually centralized, but not restricted to, the area that makes contact with the anus. Usually a sign that means you need to use toilet paper. WARNING: should you encounter skidmarked undies, dispose of them in short.
Laura Shell left a skidmark in her undies and decided to keep them as a souvenier
by nonselfpooper June 28, 2007
(n) When feces is excreted while you fart in your underpants. There will be stains on your underpants.
Tim Evans farts loudly in his Physics class and he has to leave the classroom because there is a skid mark in his underpants.
by TimEvans December 12, 2010
The combination of white underwear with a person with minimal butt wiping skills, or, someone, like Tom, who wears the same pair of undies for 3 days.
Tom wears his undies for 3 days without washing. He doesn't wipe very well and leaves nasty skid marks for his wife to try and get out with bleach and Sunlight bar soap. He's a dirty man.
by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009

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