a person whose has no positive qualities, and is horrible at everything he tries, lives by stealing and any attempts to help or offer assistance to this individual is misconstrued and ultimately tries to take the person who offers assistance down with him. Has no money and lies to himself about how things are supposed to work out, with the very far fetched fairytale like stories he tries to make true, even though he ultimately is the ultimate failure.
JAY ZONE- self employed and loving it (translation -self unemployed, stealing and a SKID)
by jayzonethebiggestskidinvancity September 21, 2011
The degenerates of society, the skid marks on the underpants of the world. Low class, usually greasy and disliked.
Those who wear clothing such as skinny jeans and emo shirts, usually in bright and obnoxious colors. Their hair is most likely greasy and uncut.

Ones who stand out because they think they are cool and dont care that other people are disgusted by them.

Low class losers.

Example; So your walking down the hall and you notice that this one kid really stands out. He is wearing yellow skinny jeans, a red shirt, blue shoes and a purple sweater. You think to yourself, "WHAT goes through this skids mind when he looks in the mirror before he leaves the house?"
by Mechelle and Shelby November 28, 2009
a person who is a skid mark on the underpants of society, hindering, rather than contributing, to it's advancement.
"I'm so glad that I quit smoking so I don't have to stand outside with all the skids."
by Pigjuice January 09, 2009
In law school, a skid is officially someone without a cell phone. This essentially means that they are on the wrong side of the tracks: you can call and call but there is a train in the way.
Jenn is such a skid.
by Jose Doraz September 26, 2008
A person, usually male, who is greasy in either body or spirit.
guy 1: "So Gerald made out with that 14 year old last night,"
guy 2: " isn't he 24? damn, what a skid"
by chubbybearrrr December 27, 2008
Any type of footwear, though usually men's and/or sneakers.
Hey G, where'd you get them fly skids?
by purecoda December 23, 2005
A person who is lieing or is jocking
She is a skid because she is always jocking around.
by Urbanjams February 21, 2015

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