See Emo; An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)

2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".

3. Now an skid guy, he meets skid chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)

4. Skid guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than skid chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Skid chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.

5. Skid guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another skid chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
Guy 1: wow look at that those skids
Guy 2: yea they are always showing up and ruining partys
by Wadds30 February 08, 2011
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Everyone on hackforums.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey are you a skid?
Guy 2: Yes I am, cuz I spend my whole life on hackforums

Example 2:
Guy 1: Those people on hackforums are a bunch of skids
by iPodWoman123 October 07, 2012
Skid: (n.) A skid is technically a person who lives on the margins of society an shuns normal social contact.
But people usually just use it to describes punks and metalheads.
That skid at the skatepark was very good-looking.
by meabhmelissa January 05, 2007
brown stains in your underpants from having a runny arse, or not wiping correct, or just doing lots of wet farts
when dave got changed for p.e. i noticed he had humungous skids in his trolleys
by kryton August 18, 2003
A game played at (usually) all-boys schools in the UK. Players have to pretend to strain as if pooing - the aim to create a skid mark on the trolleys. The loser shits himself - no, in fact all of the players are losers...
A: Fancy a game of skids...
A&B: Ngg-mgg (straining noise)
C,D,E, etc: Eughh you've shit yourself!
by Anon2 July 29, 2006
A script kiddie; one that doesn't know how to program; often used as internet slang for "retarded"
You are such a skid, Konloch.
Why are there so many skids in the world?
by Anonymau5 February 21, 2012
Typically someone with notably poor hygiene habits, wearing shirts advertising for bands such as Slipknot, with a distinct odor, who smokes a good deal of marijuana, especially marijuana borrowed from others.
Hey do you smell something? Wow look at the guy with the <i>Disturbed</i> shirt and the long dirty hair over there bumming a joint...
by Dylan July 07, 2004
Those greasy kids who always come and trash "normal people parties". Often involved with drugs and alcohol and mainly cigarettes. The first step to being a skid is denying the fact you are actually one. The average skid has financial problems and possibly has no parents (which could contribute to skid behavior and lack of parenting). Majority of the skids take public transit or find strange places to hang out at late hours of the night lurking the streets. School is not something a skid enjoys so they either attend under the influence or not at all. The male attire of a skid often includes: white wife beaters or baggy jerseys, with baggy jeans and fake ed hardy. The female attire of a skid often includes: either dressing very slutty/unclassy or dressing very sloppy with dresses that barely pass your ass cheeks or ripped sweatpants with dirty stains all over them and skater shoes. Skids also struggle with hygiene and keep themselves clean. They are one step up from a hobo and like to steal things for money. Skids seem rebellious and wanting to start unnecessary fights, have troubles finding jobs since they are all street rats. Skids tend to travel in packs of 5-6 and carry many STI's. SAY NO TO SKIDS
"That party was so fun, minus the group of skids that showed up"

"Did you see that skid snort that rail of coke?"

"Last night, i picked up a skid since she was down for a one night stand, i banged her and now i have aids".
by LALALALAEWSKIDS July 03, 2011

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