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Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.
That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.
Skeefer by moosiclogic September 15, 2009
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Coked up. When someone is high on coke, they looked skeyed.
Raekwon: "I seen your bitch, she was up in this cat's room
Skeyed up..." -or-
Yo, lets get skeyed off this eighth.
skeyed by tacPride September 3, 2003
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to elevate one's mood or status to levels of epic proportion
I can't wait to skeye at your party on Friday.
skeye by cannamaster September 29, 2012

Skyefalled 

The drunkest possible state achievable by a human being. Usually results in the subject being barely mobile, monumentally fucked and crying out for a shag.
'"WANNA SHAG FWOM HENWEEEEEE"
"Oh shit, she's totally skyefalled...again"
Skyefalled by MizzleMcGrizzle November 3, 2015
To steal or take something that does not belong to you.


"I didn't have a seat so I skeefed one"

skeef by F-Bomb February 16, 2003
Skeefing is when you get hit in the balls so hard you lie on the ground and scream/breathe, skeef
Man1: “ dude did you see John get skeefed today?
Man2: “ no but is he okay?”
Skeef by Gonefortea March 3, 2021

Skeefdooty 

Andrew tate: Skeefdooty is top G
Yeat: on god twizz
*drinks lyrical lemonade*
Skeefdooty by Skeefdooty August 16, 2022