skerve or skervy- a smell or stench that is very foul and potent. usual found on the body of man. can cause harmful side effects on your social life and self-esteem. the only cure known for it is a hot shower and fresh underwear.
I hate working out with Tucker! He always gets that skerve. sometimes when he spots me i cant focus cause my eyes get watery from his stinkin ass!
by Pat byrd July 10, 2008
A person who takes things without paying for them or compensating for the taken article(s).
"This kid took half of my bagel when he asked for a bite. That kid is such a food skerve".
by Jen December 02, 2003