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Scottish slang for a wood splinter "ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"
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When you get a wee piece of wood stuck in you hand that just won't budge. It is that fucking irratating that you end up chewing your hand off! Another term fora splinter except a skelf is 10 times worse!
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1. One who can act normal and live an everyday life, but loaths it and can easily change personalities. 2. One who creates illusions to convice the common folk Susan: Hi Tom! You look happy today!
Tom: Yeah I "look" happy... Susan: What is that suppose to mean? Tom: My girlfriend dumped me, Im all broken inside. But Im gonna act like I'm on top of the world to make her life miserable! Susan: {blank expression} Tom: Yeah, I know. I'm a Skelf. |
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v: Originally a combination of "Skoal" and "shelf" (as in to "bottom shelf"), this is the act of placing a wad of chewing tobacco or dip in one's mouth.
n: The wad of smokeless tobacco itself. v: I'm skelfing to get a pick me up.
n: When I'm drinking I have to thow a skelf in. |
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A Skelf is a Skeletonized Elf.
Cute, but deadly. Oh shit, there's a skelf, we better get a ninja to kill him.
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