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2.
A Gross touchy feely Older Man That tries to hook up with younger women.
"Ewww That Skeksie over there was hitting on me hard core!"
by Jupinoops April 21, 2008
 
1.
1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."
1) " 'You know what I think? Skeksis scatter them all over place so right one don't get found.' "--From "Dark Crystal"

2) Austin is being such a skeksis bitch!

3) God!!! What a skeksis-smurfer!
by D. Shuman January 09, 2008