bartle skeet 

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet 

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

Skeet sock 

1. a sock used to catch male ejaculation.

" man, stop leaving your skeet sock's next to the computer!"

Skeet sock by Armuste July 31, 2009

Doug And Skeeter 

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad

Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.

Doug And Skeeter by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018

Skeet Kune Do

A form of martial arts that involves masturbating on the opponent.

Watch out for that karate master... he blinded me with his Skeet Kune Do.

Skeet Kune Do by Misanthroat April 20, 2011

Skeeterman 

Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.

aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.

In particular to claim military honors not earned.

Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."

He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.

Skeeterman by Schnugg September 24, 2007

Skeet Burger 

A man to skeet/cum between a womans ass cheeks and slap em together

"i bent that bitch over and made a skeet burger outta her ass"

Skeet Burger by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009