Urban Dictionary: skeezer pleaser

1.	skeezer pleaser
	A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad. What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night! buy skeezer pleaser mugs & shirts bacon banger bacon-up that ass battle toad beer goggle bait beer goggles big ass hoes big breasted belly thrasher bloatmonger blubber bumper blubberfuck blubbernaut blubbervagine booty call buffalo pancake buffalo screamer buffaloed butterass butterball butterbody buttereverything canklin' chubby chaser chubby side action chubstitute chunk a lunk chunk fucker chunk style chunker fucker chunking chunky sluts chunky style cider visor coyote date coyote girl coyote morning crew slut double brown bagger double brownbagger duff duff associate duffalo easy ride ejacuvate embarrassex fall on the grenade fat bagger fat bitched fat bitcher fat friend fat girl fucker fat girl glitter graphics fat girl pink fat girls try shit fat macking fat piece of bitch fatsex fatslapper fattiebanger fattitude fattractive fatty remorse fatty slayer fatty wins flab jockey flab stab flabalanche flabby abby flabdomen flabjob frump-a-lump frump lump fuck and buck fuck and chuck fuck and dump fuck and flight fuck and go fuck and run fug fug buddy fug-hug fupa finder fupa lupa fupa tarp fupa troopa giant killing girlfriendly glutton grenade gross call ham and bangers ham show happy hour hottie heavy duty beauty heavy weight champ heavy weight honey heavyweight honey hippo farmer hippo hunter hit it and forget it hit it and quit it hog callin hog farmer hog hard or hog home hog n jog hog night hogger hoggers hoggie hogging hoggy jabba jockey jabba the slut jell-o slapping jelly fucking jelly jumper junk fox junk sex laardvark lard blimp lard golem lard lover lard on lard smuggler lardbanger lardcore liquor pig love 'em and leave 'em moped moped bird moped chick moped women mystery taxi nail the whale obesatron obesefemaphilia obeseiality obeselete obeser obeserexic obesies omega mu once fat bitch one night delight one night relationstand one night standable one nighter deluxe overweight female attention pig farmer pig fuckers pig fucking chubby chaser pig hot pig hunter pig hunting pig lap pig lotto pig muffin pig party pig rodeo pig rooter pig slayer pig slut pig sticker pig tale pig tits pig-stabber pigasm planet ass plump plump ass plump bitch plumpa lumpa plumper plumper humper plump monkey plumpadunk plumper pumper plumped plumpette plumpfuck plumpies plumping plumptious plumpydump pork diving pork muffin pork party pork popper pork pounder porker porkgina potato cobbler practice girl pudfucker pudge packer pudgedumpling pudger pudgification rebooty ride her like seabiscuit ride the ripples rockytop rod knockers salad dodger sealfuck secret fatty secret internet fatty secret sex secret ugly shame gravy shame spank slam pig slapper slump buster slumpbuster slutapotamus slutfishing slutmuffin smuggling play doh snack slut snackadaisical snackatarian sofa spank ho spare tire sperm whale splosher ssbbw suspension breaker swamp donkey swampdonk tennessee tennessee girl tennessee low rider tennessee shower curtain thames barge the unfuckables thunder pig tig ol bitties tig ole buckin fitties too fat for jesus to love too fat for the internet too lazy to get fat too much ham for two eggs too much junk in'd trunk too much junk in the trunk too much sand for my little truck too much sand in the hourglass trampoline dogging truffle hunter tubby ugly hour ugly lights ugly naked body syndrome veet veeter veetology vitellius walk of shame war pig war pigs warpig watermelon smuggler whale whale hunter whale hunting whale pod whale rider whale tagger whale whomping whalefuck whalette wham bam thank you ma'am zaftig by PMax Aug 20, 2008 add a video
2.	skeezer pleaser
	1. a penis 2. a male 3. any type of sex toy 1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit. 2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit. 3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit. buy skeezer pleaser mugs & shirts by theHung Aug 30, 2005 add a video