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A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.
What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!
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by PMax August 20, 2008

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1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy
1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.
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