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Back off, skeez!
by same as skis September 04, 2003
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A sleazy, slimy behavior, generally refering to men.

Can be an adjective or noun, sometimes even a verb depending on how silly you wish to sound.

Mostly used in a tongue and cheek manner.
You are such a skeez!

Brett did the skeeziest thing I have ever seen.

Look at that skeezy person on the corner.
by Hobocode August 11, 2005
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Brittany always falls out of her top, yet whines about it when I do... what a fucking skeez.
by DDRBunny May 04, 2005
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Basically skank/slutt/whore/hooker all rolled up into one universaly usefull word.
1. That Paris is a skeez. She sleeps with everyone, and then lets the video get on the net.
2. Lets see if we can get the chick drunk enough that she'll be a skeez.
by Dust Miller February 11, 2008
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a male slut or player. a synonym would be "sleaze" or "perv."
that guy over there is a total skeez, i just found out he slept with all my friends.
by amandasaurus June 19, 2005
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Scale, usually used for selling weed
- Yo this doesn't look like an eighth.
- Man, I'll skeez it in front of you.
by Heinze Ward March 27, 2008
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Skeez (Skeezix): Simply the most awesome person you know. see pimp
Damn! Skeez, u so fly.
by Peter Griffen October 23, 2004
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