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Sleepiness 

Often a general lack of energy, even after an adequate night time sleep caused mainly by boring college classes or nothing to do. It is very common to young adults and teenagers.
Please excuse my sleepiness
Sleepiness by SexyPants. April 22, 2011
Something that is so mindblowingly amazing that you can barely stand it
"I just saw The Strokes live.... Fucking skeetness."
skeetness by Shakalah August 23, 2006

Steeziness 

Steeziness is the same as steezy (a mix of style with easy). With that being said, Steeziness is when you have a lot of style and make it look easy. (For example: longboarding, snowboarding, skating...)
The steeziness is real, bother!
Steeziness by Angie’s curves January 20, 2019

empty sleepiness 

A tired feeling that cannot easily be satisfied by sleep. You may be able to fall asleep, but since it is not caused by physical exhaustion, it may be harder. It is a main symptom of a Computer Hangover and is not a pleasant feeling. Though it is not pleasant, the feeling is somewhat addictive for a lazy teen with an empty Saturday to fill. It is also a sign that you are becoming a couch potato.

CAUSES:
-- Computer Hangover
-- couch-potato-ness
-- a nap (grogginess after waking)
-- extreme mental exercise
-- above symptoms accompanied by a dull headache

CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water IMMEDIATELY AFTER to cure as soon as possible.
-- another nap (WARNING: temporary! Your exhaustion will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your empty sleepiness will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"
FIRST EXAMPLE:

A: Dude, you OK? You look terrible....
B: Yeah.... Ugh, I'm so tired.
A: Tired?! You just slept!
B: I'm just starting to wake up. I've got such a dull headache.
A: Homeboy, that's what we call "empty sleepiness." Here, lemme get you some water.

SECOND EXAMPLE:

A: I'm so tired...
B: Why? You've done absolutely NOTHING useful this entire afternoon.
A: Yeah, but videogames are exhausting.
B: No, not really.
A: Mentally, not physically, you dufus.
B: Eh, whatever. You've paid for your sins in the form of a computer hangover....

A: Water? Please?
B: (reluctantly) I guess so...

History Induced Sleepiness

The sleepiness that hits you when you're sitting in history class wondering why it matters what happened a million years ago
Joe: " Man, who cares what happened a million years ago?"

Dave: " Yeah, I know. It's giving me history induced sleepiness."

Joe: " Let's go to sleep."

Speediness 

The quality of being very fast or rapid.

Here are some other words and phrases that can be used to describe speediness:

alacrity
briskness
dispatch
expedition
expeditiousness
fleetness
hastiness
hurriedness
hurry
hustle
nimbleness
quickness
rapidity
rapidness
rush
swiftness
velocity
Speediness is a word! - Celeste
Speediness by TheExactaMount November 1, 2023