n; A terrifying mix of snow, rain, wind, and hate. A clear-white substance that falls from the sky, soaking everybody's clothes, and filling all of our hearts with darkness.
Better get some good boots and foul weather gear. God's skeeting all over the place out there.
by callahandsome October 29, 2011
skEEt.

Derived from the word mosquito; skeeters. It is known that the mosquito is an annoying and useless insect that makes an annoying high-pitched noise and generally bugs the shit out of EVERYONE.

A SKEET is an annoying brown person (Indian, Eastern), generally an immigrant or a FOB (=fresh off the boat) who has yet to accustom to the expected behaviours and norms of society (Western--Canadian/American)

This word was conceived as a way to generally term those specific annoying Brown people. Like the N-word or Cracker (for white people), or even Guido (for over-bearing half-italians).
1.'I could not get any work done in the computer lab...fucking skeets.' 2. 'All I can smell is curry...skeets!' 3.'Them skeets will not stfu! No cell phones in the library!!'
by RBDL&CMG January 16, 2011
Something that Timothy DeLa Ghetto says in his vids alot
I'm gonna skeet tonight SKEET skeet
by ashleybvbpurdy December 09, 2010
The funky white creamy substance that shoots all over Melissa after she goes down or rides me.
Melissa loves Skeet all over her face. She is so beautiful and I just can't get enough of her. She is the best thing in my life right now.
by melissohot September 11, 2009
To pull out and "shoot" your sperm in/on something besides your lady in order to prevent unwanted pregnancy.


Skeeting One of the oldest, if not the oldest, forms of birth control. No one is really sure when skeeting started, but it has been around for literally milleniums, being cited in the bible(genesis 38:9).

I didn't want to get her pregnant since food prices are going up, so I just skeeted.
by deathdude612 of runescape September 18, 2008
To ejaculate on a persons face.
I will skeet on that women.
by Joseph Hanson July 29, 2008
Okay, so the world today is growing, along with words with varying definitions. So we all know that 'skeet' means to 'cum' or 'jizz', but skeet can also mean a girl who gets around, also known as whoring, or completely slutting herself! A new world this has become, eh?

So yeah, if you get around and you make a lot of guys skeet, then you're a skeet.
Ex. 1: No, man, it's not good to get with her... she's a skeet. But I guess you could get a quick blowjob from her if you want.

Ex. 2: Yeah, she's pretty hot, for a skeet... ah, skeetskeetskeet!
by beepbeepbeeeeeeeeeeeeep August 12, 2006

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