the act of spraying someone with your bodily fluids usually aquired by masturbation and/or sexual intercourse.
"Gunna get skeeted on, foo"
by PLayer pimp sneeze alot! January 01, 2006
Pulling the penis out just before ejaculation and shooting the load outside the vagina. For example on her(his -.- ) belly or in case of doggy-style, on her(his -.- ) back or bottom.
Damn, the last time I skeet, the bitch went straight to the bathroom to clean that ass up.
by k . May 26, 2007
A new definition coming around for skeet means: to snort cocaine, or to get high on cocaine.

skeeted (past tense)-to be high on cocaine

"hey man, wanna go skeet this coke before my parents get home??"

"bro, im sooooo skeeted from this 8-ball"
by S_RAD April 02, 2007
To ejaculate; "cum", "jizz"
She threatened to eat it whenever i SKEETED.
by Phrank January 05, 2004
A highly pressurized, protein enriched, semi-viscous baby batter typically found in or on attention starved college students, covering peanut butter titties, or in that crusty ass sock under your bed. (you know who you are)
Construction worker #1: I almost blew my baby batter inside of her, but at the last second, I pulled out and skeeted all over her peanut butter titties.

Construction worker #2: No, no you didn't

Construction worker #1: I'm gay

Construction worker #2: You skeet on other dudesons? I'm leaving.
by boootyhairs October 13, 2011
name of Kord Omniversal A.I.
Booster's robot pal
A Futuristic Robot Museum security device
Your master
"Skeets cover me"
by Axolotl_lan August 17, 2008
v. to project one's ejaculate

ORIGIN:

When "skeet shooting" with a real rifle, one uses clay pigeons. Since another term for a hoe, skank, hood rat, or chickenhead is a pigeon, in the same manner as firing ballistics at a clay pigeon, one may skeet on a "hood" pigeon.

The term has evolved to be used more loosely, as in ejaculating on anything, not just a pigeon, but its origin lies in riflery and marksmanship.

The term may also be used as a noun, refferring to the ejaculate itself:
My skeet's like acid, burn your eyeballs out
by teetastic.com September 15, 2005

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