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29.
To ejaculate; "cum", "jizz"
She threatened to eat it whenever i SKEETED.
by Phrank January 05, 2004
 
30.
Pulling the penis out just before ejaculation and shooting the load outside the vagina. For example on her(his -.- ) belly or in case of doggy-style, on her(his -.- ) back or bottom.
Damn, the last time I skeet, the bitch went straight to the bathroom to clean that ass up.
by k . May 26, 2007
 
31.
the act of spraying someone with your bodily fluids usually aquired by masturbation and/or sexual intercourse.
"Gunna get skeeted on, foo"
by PLayer pimp sneeze alot! January 01, 2006
 
32.
A highly pressurized, protein enriched, semi-viscous baby batter typically found in or on attention starved college students, covering peanut butter titties, or in that crusty ass sock under your bed. (you know who you are)
Construction worker #1: I almost blew my baby batter inside of her, but at the last second, I pulled out and skeeted all over her peanut butter titties.

Construction worker #2: No, no you didn't

Construction worker #1: I'm gay

Construction worker #2: You skeet on other dudesons? I'm leaving.
by boootyhairs October 13, 2011
 
33.
The spill of light emitted from a brightly lit personal mobile device while in a darkened room, such as a movie theater or a bed room. This modern form of "light polution" is distracting, obnoxious, and even dangerous. Skeet has become a growing cultural concern, with numerous activist groups (such as the NRA and the rap/hip-hop community) working to raise skeet awareness.
I couldn't get to sleep last night because I had so much of Michael's skeet on my face.

Normally I would have seen the oncomming car, but it was dark outside and there was too much skeet on my windshield.
by sine13 January 08, 2014
 
34.
to squirt saliva from the mouth. I heard this definition from a woman from East Tennessee. She explained that when she was in high school her fellow basketball players would try to squirt saliva into each others' mouths. She said they would skeet into each others mouths. I nearly lost it when she used the term skeet. We suggested she meant "gleek," but she insisted this was a term used in East TN. She confirmed this with her sister.
That chick just skeeted on me when she yawned and it landed on my face getting me wet.
by PV in da house June 13, 2013
 
35.
Started in St. Louis, Missouri, distance running shorts are referred to as skeets.
Dude, my skeets are soaked after that run.
by JCstlmo August 19, 2012