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15.
To ejaculate on a woman, mainly in her face.
Skeet like a water hose.
by Tenacious D April 22, 2006
 
16.
to ejaculate past tense is skeeted
Man, she made me skeet like a water hose the other day...
by P-Dak December 20, 2008
 
17.
to ejaculate on or in a woman
Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, beatch!
by djdrake August 25, 2005
 
18.
To bust a nut in some skeezer's grill piece.
"I was throat fuckin this trick hoe, right, right?"
"Yeah, nigga"
"So's I whips it out and skeets on her face like 'bitch, this aint biology but here's some DNA'"
by Piecoro February 28, 2005
 
19.
A word used in Newfoundland that corresponds best with "chav."

Skeets wear over-sized clothes, obnoxious jewelry, the "tilted" hat, smoke, drink, and deal/smoke lots of pot. They walk with a pronounced strut and believe themselves to be very tough. They hang around in packs so that if anyone messes with them, they can jump them as a group and beat the shit out of them.

The girl version of a skeet is also called "skeet." They wear tight jeans and hoodies, or skanky tops. They have bleached blonde hair or chunky highlights, and wear really awful make-up. They smoke and also believe they are very tough. They often get into fights. They have a high affinity to getting pregnant from their skeet boyfriend.

Skeets talk in a thick Newfoundland accent with some mainstream hip-hop influences. Their slurred speech is indicative of their abysmally low intelligence.

They often drop out of school in either junior high or high school. Until then, they can be seen hanging around in a circle by a dumpster smoking or selling pot.
"A bunch of skeets beat up my brother while he was walking home last night. He wouldn't give them a cig, so all 25 of them kicked him to the ground and sent him to the hospital."

"Brig is pregnant again, and she's still smoking and picking fights. What a skeet."
by axispower'd July 24, 2008
 
20.
to ejaculate.
origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.
Dude, I'm gonna totally skeet in his mayonnaise.
by Legendary Business Machine November 21, 2007
 
21.
Verb. (transitive sense) To eject semen from a living body; specifically to ejaculate splooge from the penis whilst in the throes of orgasm, typically onto a woman's body or into her mouth.

See: come; jizz
Related term: skeeta man

Noun. A viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of the accessory glands; semen.

See Cum; Splooge

Etymology: The hip hop slang euphemism 'Skeet' is derived from the English word for trapshooting (itself from the Norwegian 'skyte' - to shoot).
SKEETA MAN
(2 Live Crew)

Note: Marquis does all the verses; Mr. Mixx does the chorus "I'm gonna cum!"

Verse 1:
Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy?
(woman: Yeah, Marquis...)

I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus:
Jerk it off, jerk it off, ba-by!
"I'm gonna cum!"
(3x)
"I'm gonna cum!"

Verse 2:
For the skeet you are a fiend
Don't you stop this freaky thing
Dick is the one thing that you love
And the skeet's all you're thinking of
If you can't skeet with someone else
You'll skeet off by yourself
Skeetin' nowadays is the thing to do
You'll skeet me and I'll skeet you
Skeet from the front, skeet from the back
Can I skeet in your mouth?
Do you like it like that?
(woman: Yess!)

Taste my skeet, don't it taste so sweet?
For my skeet you are a freak
I skeet off twice and then I'm done
I have to save some skeet for the next one, hon
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus

Verse 3:
Skeetin' is for the young and old
But it's best to skeet in a hoe
Before I go out and skeet a bitch
I always take my skeetin' kick
I like to skeet in big ol' butts
It makes me skeet off big ol' nuts
You can say that I'm a nympho
Skeet in your mouth, then skeet your temple
I skeet best on a one-night stand
Brother Marquis is a skeeta man!
You suck slow and I fuck fast
Don't get mad if the skeet don't last
It ain't love, it must be lust
In the skeet you must trust
All you got to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus

Jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk it off babyyy! (4x)
by Tummy AuGratin March 02, 2006