To ejaculate on a woman, mainly in her face.
Skeet like a water hose.
by Tenacious D April 22, 2006
to ejaculate past tense is skeeted
Man, she made me skeet like a water hose the other day...
by P-Dak December 20, 2008
A word used in Newfoundland that corresponds best with "chav."

Skeets wear over-sized clothes, obnoxious jewelry, the "tilted" hat, smoke, drink, and deal/smoke lots of pot. They walk with a pronounced strut and believe themselves to be very tough. They hang around in packs so that if anyone messes with them, they can jump them as a group and beat the shit out of them.

The girl version of a skeet is also called "skeet." They wear tight jeans and hoodies, or skanky tops. They have bleached blonde hair or chunky highlights, and wear really awful make-up. They smoke and also believe they are very tough. They often get into fights. They have a high affinity to getting pregnant from their skeet boyfriend.

Skeets talk in a thick Newfoundland accent with some mainstream hip-hop influences. Their slurred speech is indicative of their abysmally low intelligence.

They often drop out of school in either junior high or high school. Until then, they can be seen hanging around in a circle by a dumpster smoking or selling pot.
"A bunch of skeets beat up my brother while he was walking home last night. He wouldn't give them a cig, so all 25 of them kicked him to the ground and sent him to the hospital."

"Brig is pregnant again, and she's still smoking and picking fights. What a skeet."
by axispower'd July 24, 2008
to ejaculate on or in a woman
Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, beatch!
by djdrake August 25, 2005
To bust a nut in some skeezer's grill piece.
"I was throat fuckin this trick hoe, right, right?"
"Yeah, nigga"
"So's I whips it out and skeets on her face like 'bitch, this aint biology but here's some DNA'"
by Piecoro February 28, 2005
to ejaculate.
origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.
Dude, I'm gonna totally skeet in his mayonnaise.
by Legendary Business Machine November 21, 2007
A small, yellow-gold 25th century artificial intelligence that is the partner of the cocky and showboating DC comic book superhero, Booster Gold.
Young Boy: Can I have your autograph?
Booster Gold: Sure you can!
Young Boy: Oh, I thought you were Green Lantern!
Skeets: I would like your autograph, sir!
Booster Gold: Shut up, Skeets.
by Erei August 25, 2008

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