To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.
1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes.

2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye.

3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13.

4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet.
by Smore Hunter April 04, 2005
n: ejaculate, often heard in hip hop tunes, pronounce it twice fast: s'Keet s'Keet!

v: to ejaculate
wipe the s'keet off your mug, b'yatch!
by StayPuffed November 03, 2005
1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.
I skeeted all over Jenn's face
by Greg March 21, 2004
In St. Louis, since back in the day before the Ying Yang Twins started making their bunk ass raps, skeet was the word for anything too small, annoying, dumb, or just plain unproper. It is a versitile word, capable of inhabiting the realms of adjective, or verb.
We got skeeted on that buddah sac, it's two grams short.

Or

Those are some skeet gym shorts! You look like a seventies basketball player. Too much thigh son.

Or

Dude: Wanna go see the new Hillary Duff movie?

Other Dude: Fuck that, her shit is skeet.
by E- to the -thin December 17, 2004
masculine noun

Term local to Newfoundland, particular the Metropolitan St. John's region.

A. 1. A person who makes deliberate attempts at starting trouble in public places, usually picking fights with anyone passing by, or by shouting insults and obscenities at random people.

2. Usually characterised by choice of music (predominantly rap), and style of dress (much bling-bling, EXCO clothing/Columbia jackets)

3. Perhaps most closely related to the North American "wigger" (white nigger), they attempt to personify the agressive afro-american culture embodied in rap music. This, again, is done through loud blasting of rap, their style of dress, and inexplicable agression.
Perhaps better explained as an overagressive wigger, in many cases.

4. Verbally, can be distinguished by liberal peppering of any conversation with "fuck(ing)" "faggot" "queer", or any combination of the aforementioned. Often used in both private conversation with friends (eg.: "Buddy, you're some fuckin' queer, wha?"), or in public address, in psuedo-attempts at agression ("FUCKIN' FAGGOT! Yeah, walk away, you FUCKIN' PANSY QUEER!").

5. Usually associated with vices of society - excessive drinking and smoking, oftentimes with drug use.

6. Usually found at their peak between the ages of 12 and 18. Younger than twelve, they are usually psuedo-skeets, who put forth such an appearance for public display.

feminine form of skeet - Squaw.

Usually defined by similar standards, "squaw" is generally used to define the female companion of a skeet. Equally agressive, for no particular reason, these are usually the girlfriends of skeets.

B. Derogatory term generally used by a person fitting the definition in A to define a counterpart or acquaintance in an insulting way.
A. *person one accidentally bumps shoulders with person 2*
P2. "Watch yer fuckin' step 'er I'll pound ya flat ya fuckin' faggot!"
P1. "Sheesh, that guy was such a skeet."

B. *person 2 from above example meets up with person 3*
P3."Dat party last night was some wicked, wha?"
P2."Nah, 'twasnt, shure."
P3."Why da fuck not? Too many fags like you?"
P2."Buddy, ya fuckin' skeet!"
by Forsyth April 28, 2004
to ejaculate, cum, get there.
the act of ejaculating
by Kong Fuzi January 13, 2005
*When you are having sex with a guy and he pulls out and cums on you, whether it be on your stomache, tits, or face!

*trapshooting with clay targets in the sky to stimulate the flight of a bird
he skeeted on me and now I'm all sticky!
by Trixi July 11, 2005

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