8
n: ejaculate, often heard in hip hop tunes, pronounce it twice fast: s'Keet s'Keet!

v: to ejaculate
wipe the s'keet off your mug, b'yatch!
by StayPuffed November 03, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
9
A word used in Newfoundland that corresponds best with "chav."

Skeets wear over-sized clothes, obnoxious jewelry, the "tilted" hat, smoke, drink, and deal/smoke lots of pot. They walk with a pronounced strut and believe themselves to be very tough. They hang around in packs so that if anyone messes with them, they can jump them as a group and beat the shit out of them.

The girl version of a skeet is also called "skeet." They wear tight jeans and hoodies, or skanky tops. They have bleached blonde hair or chunky highlights, and wear really awful make-up. They smoke and also believe they are very tough. They often get into fights. They have a high affinity to getting pregnant from their skeet boyfriend.

Skeets talk in a thick Newfoundland accent with some mainstream hip-hop influences. Their slurred speech is indicative of their abysmally low intelligence.

They often drop out of school in either junior high or high school. Until then, they can be seen hanging around in a circle by a dumpster smoking or selling pot.
"A bunch of skeets beat up my brother while he was walking home last night. He wouldn't give them a cig, so all 25 of them kicked him to the ground and sent him to the hospital."

"Brig is pregnant again, and she's still smoking and picking fights. What a skeet."
by axispower'd July 24, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
10
To release a massive load of sperm, To remove the semen from a male body. Or in slang terms: to cum all over that bitch.
"Oh my! I got skeet in my eye", said Mildred.
"I'm terribly sorry.", said Eugene.
by a bored biotch October 12, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
11
masculine noun

Term local to Newfoundland, particular the Metropolitan St. John's region.

A. 1. A person who makes deliberate attempts at starting trouble in public places, usually picking fights with anyone passing by, or by shouting insults and obscenities at random people.

2. Usually characterised by choice of music (predominantly rap), and style of dress (much bling-bling, EXCO clothing/Columbia jackets)

3. Perhaps most closely related to the North American "wigger" (white nigger), they attempt to personify the agressive afro-american culture embodied in rap music. This, again, is done through loud blasting of rap, their style of dress, and inexplicable agression.
Perhaps better explained as an overagressive wigger, in many cases.

4. Verbally, can be distinguished by liberal peppering of any conversation with "fuck(ing)" "faggot" "queer", or any combination of the aforementioned. Often used in both private conversation with friends (eg.: "Buddy, you're some fuckin' queer, wha?"), or in public address, in psuedo-attempts at agression ("FUCKIN' FAGGOT! Yeah, walk away, you FUCKIN' PANSY QUEER!").

5. Usually associated with vices of society - excessive drinking and smoking, oftentimes with drug use.

6. Usually found at their peak between the ages of 12 and 18. Younger than twelve, they are usually psuedo-skeets, who put forth such an appearance for public display.

feminine form of skeet - Squaw.

Usually defined by similar standards, "squaw" is generally used to define the female companion of a skeet. Equally agressive, for no particular reason, these are usually the girlfriends of skeets.

B. Derogatory term generally used by a person fitting the definition in A to define a counterpart or acquaintance in an insulting way.
A. *person one accidentally bumps shoulders with person 2*
P2. "Watch yer fuckin' step 'er I'll pound ya flat ya fuckin' faggot!"
P1. "Sheesh, that guy was such a skeet."

B. *person 2 from above example meets up with person 3*
P3."Dat party last night was some wicked, wha?"
P2."Nah, 'twasnt, shure."
P3."Why da fuck not? Too many fags like you?"
P2."Buddy, ya fuckin' skeet!"
by Forsyth April 28, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
12
To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.
1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes.

2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye.

3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13.

4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet.
by Smore Hunter April 04, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
13
In St. Louis, since back in the day before the Ying Yang Twins started making their bunk ass raps, skeet was the word for anything too small, annoying, dumb, or just plain unproper. It is a versitile word, capable of inhabiting the realms of adjective, or verb.
We got skeeted on that buddah sac, it's two grams short.

Or

Those are some skeet gym shorts! You look like a seventies basketball player. Too much thigh son.

Or

Dude: Wanna go see the new Hillary Duff movie?

Other Dude: Fuck that, her shit is skeet.
by E- to the -thin December 17, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
14
it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles
awwww...damn...here it comes baby...awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet awwww skeet skeet skeet skeet
by the PZA March 21, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug