During the early 1400's, the ancient african tribe Jawamba used to celebreate the coming winter season. During the late fall months they would select a female to represent the earth. On the day of the winter celebration all of the men in the tribe would dance around her while flogging their willies and chanting "ahhh skeet skeet skeet." Eventually they would all blast their juices upon her like a flock of seagulls taking flight. After she is covered in the white man sauce she looks like the dark earth covered with snow. After the celebration, the tribesmen invite the rest of the women in the tribe to lick it off of her.
Aunt tillie caught a load of skeet in the face from her pet chalupa today.

You better not skeet in my cooch this time mortimer!

Use the skeet Luke!
by Flogging Jawambas May 07, 2007
sperm that is releasing from a mans penis.
WOAH, did he just skeet on that couch?
by granniepieandcum December 10, 2006
1. To ejaculte; cum

2. Cigarette

3. The act of smoking
1. Skeet skeet skeet like a water hose.

2. "Ay, hook me up with some skeets."

3. "Nigguh', gimme one of yo' biggs so we can skeet outside."
by Simon Auby October 12, 2006
A word meaning cum that somehow white people don't understand yet.
I was railing the shit out of this bitch, and then I pulled out and skeeted all over her face.
by FSU-AH March 14, 2006
excretion of manspackle in or upon an object
With Kirstyn, I can skeet in her birth controlled vag. But with Tori, she tells me to pull-out and skeet wherever, so I skeet skeet in her blender and make her mom a protein shake.
by BSA January 02, 2006
where the process of cum is shot on girl guy etc.....mostly on face
bob skeeted on charlie while charlie skeeted on bob
by faggot nigga December 31, 2005
cum flys out of dick really fast... preferably in an act of disrespect towards your mate aka your dick sucker aka your best friends mom
i gonna skeet on ya eyeballs
by bigbarg November 26, 2005

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