Slang word for cum. It is used for making Babies.
(girl)gah you got jizz(skeet) all over my back wered you throw my panties

(guy)i threw em out the window bitch shut the fuck up
by steven kwiatek May 15, 2008
nickname for doug's best friend in the show Doug on Nickeolodeon in the 90s
Skeeter: Hey Doug!
Doug: Hey Skeet
by CBrogna December 15, 2007
1. to bust a load all ova dat biatch!
2. see jizz.
" man just think about those faggots who skeet all up in each otha's mouf's dat be the nastiest skeet ever!"
by dport September 24, 2007
Essentially a walking STD. Usually refers to white or caucasian people (mostly men).
You're a f***ing skeet.
by CharmaineRoxSox November 14, 2006
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate.

The first use of this term in rap music can be traced to 1996. The birth rate among unmarried African-American women dropped by 18% over the next 10 years, proving the effectiveness of this invention.

However, the other tribes of the land (most notably, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans (with hot sauce). The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
by Skeet Shooter March 03, 2006
to bust a nut, usually erratically, over a great distance
all skeet skeet skeet
by bplzii June 04, 2005
To ejaculate semen out of the penis.
I will skeet in yo lemonade.
by TotosDemise May 16, 2005

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