Verb. (transitive sense) To eject semen from a living body; specifically to ejaculate splooge from the penis whilst in the throes of orgasm, typically onto a woman's body or into her mouth.

See: come; jizz
Related term: skeeta man

Noun. A viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of the accessory glands; semen.

See Cum; Splooge

Etymology: The hip hop slang euphemism 'Skeet' is derived from the English word for trapshooting (itself from the Norwegian 'skyte' - to shoot).
SKEETA MAN
(2 Live Crew)

Note: Marquis does all the verses; Mr. Mixx does the chorus "I'm gonna cum!"

Verse 1:
Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy?
(woman: Yeah, Marquis...)

I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus:
Jerk it off, jerk it off, ba-by!
"I'm gonna cum!"
(3x)
"I'm gonna cum!"

Verse 2:
For the skeet you are a fiend
Don't you stop this freaky thing
Dick is the one thing that you love
And the skeet's all you're thinking of
If you can't skeet with someone else
You'll skeet off by yourself
Skeetin' nowadays is the thing to do
You'll skeet me and I'll skeet you
Skeet from the front, skeet from the back
Can I skeet in your mouth?
Do you like it like that?
(woman: Yess!)

Taste my skeet, don't it taste so sweet?
For my skeet you are a freak
I skeet off twice and then I'm done
I have to save some skeet for the next one, hon
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus

Verse 3:
Skeetin' is for the young and old
But it's best to skeet in a hoe
Before I go out and skeet a bitch
I always take my skeetin' kick
I like to skeet in big ol' butts
It makes me skeet off big ol' nuts
You can say that I'm a nympho
Skeet in your mouth, then skeet your temple
I skeet best on a one-night stand
Brother Marquis is a skeeta man!
You suck slow and I fuck fast
Don't get mad if the skeet don't last
It ain't love, it must be lust
In the skeet you must trust
All you got to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus

Jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk it off babyyy! (4x)
by Tummy AuGratin March 02, 2006
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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
by Big Andy December 07, 2004
-semen, to ejaculate
Don't skeet on me.

Is that skeet on your pants
by spoleze February 15, 2003
To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.
Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.
by Alan March 10, 2004
To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her.
Just like skeet shooting. PULL! and then you shoot.
by yodobo March 08, 2004
To release a massive load of sperm, To remove the semen from a male body. Or in slang terms: to cum all over that bitch.
"Oh my! I got skeet in my eye", said Mildred.
"I'm terribly sorry.", said Eugene.
by a bored biotch October 12, 2004
to ejaculate.

see well articulated examples below:
Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...)
I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free
--2 Live Crew,
Shake a Lil' Somethin' (1996)

"She got freaky in yo' sixty-fo', I skeeted in her throat"
--Hitman, Xxplosive
Chronic 2000 (1999)

Chorus: Ying Yang Twins + (Elephant Man)
Three, six, nine, damn your fine
Move it till you sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low (Get Low) get low (Get low) get low (Get low)
(Elephant Man: Come on!)
To the window (EM: Give dem di dance now) to the wall (To the wall) (EM: Buss di dance now)
Till the sweat drop down my balls (My Balls!)
All these bitches crawl (Crawl)
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers (Motherfuckers)
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers (Motherfuckers)
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)

Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Get Low
by MistaFreeze March 24, 2004
To bust a nut, or cum all over the place.




please don't skeet inside my butt, just skeet on my back.
sorry i didn't mean to skeet inside your ass like that, it just happend.
by Anonymous July 24, 2003

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