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Verb. (transitive sense) To eject semen from a living body; specifically to ejaculate splooge from the penis whilst in the throes of orgasm, typically onto a woman's body or into her mouth.
See: come; jizz Related term: skeeta man Noun. A viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of the accessory glands; semen. See Cum; Splooge Etymology: The hip hop slang euphemism 'Skeet' is derived from the English word for trapshooting (itself from the Norwegian 'skyte' - to shoot). SKEETA MAN
(2 Live Crew) Note: Marquis does all the verses; Mr. Mixx does the chorus "I'm gonna cum!" Verse 1: Let me skeet, don't hesitate It ain't good to masturbate Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick If you say you'll be my bitch You'll be proud to be my hoe I'll take you everywhere I go If anybody else, you belong to me Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...) I'm the one that has you sprung When I skeet, we'll have a son Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws Pull it out and skeet the walls Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it When I skeet is when you suck it All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free Chorus: Jerk it off, jerk it off, ba-by! "I'm gonna cum!" (3x) "I'm gonna cum!" Verse 2: For the skeet you are a fiend Don't you stop this freaky thing Dick is the one thing that you love And the skeet's all you're thinking of If you can't skeet with someone else You'll skeet off by yourself Skeetin' nowadays is the thing to do You'll skeet me and I'll skeet you Skeet from the front, skeet from the back Can I skeet in your mouth? Do you like it like that? (woman: Yess!) Taste my skeet, don't it taste so sweet? For my skeet you are a freak I skeet off twice and then I'm done I have to save some skeet for the next one, hon All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free Chorus Verse 3: Skeetin' is for the young and old But it's best to skeet in a hoe Before I go out and skeet a bitch I always take my skeetin' kick I like to skeet in big ol' butts It makes me skeet off big ol' nuts You can say that I'm a nympho Skeet in your mouth, then skeet your temple I skeet best on a one-night stand Brother Marquis is a skeeta man! You suck slow and I fuck fast Don't get mad if the skeet don't last It ain't love, it must be lust In the skeet you must trust All you got to do is believe And the skeet will set you free Chorus Jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk it off babyyy! (4x) |
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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England. "Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
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-semen, to ejaculate Don't skeet on me.
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To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch. Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.
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To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her. Just like skeet shooting. PULL! and then you shoot.
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To release a massive load of sperm, To remove the semen from a male body. Or in slang terms: to cum all over that bitch. "Oh my! I got skeet in my eye", said Mildred.
"I'm terribly sorry.", said Eugene. |
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to ejaculate.
see well articulated examples below: Let me skeet, don't hesitate
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It ain't good to masturbate Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick If you say you'll be my bitch You'll be proud to be my hoe I'll take you everywhere I go If anybody else, you belong to me Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...) I'm the one that has you sprung When I skeet, we'll have a son Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws Pull it out and skeet the walls Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it When I skeet is when you suck it All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free --2 Live Crew, Shake a Lil' Somethin' (1996) "She got freaky in yo' sixty-fo', I skeeted in her throat" --Hitman, Xxplosive Chronic 2000 (1999) Chorus: Ying Yang Twins + (Elephant Man) Three, six, nine, damn your fine Move it till you sock it to me one more time Get low, get low (Get Low) get low (Get low) get low (Get low) (Elephant Man: Come on!) To the window (EM: Give dem di dance now) to the wall (To the wall) (EM: Buss di dance now) Till the sweat drop down my balls (My Balls... |
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To bust a nut, or cum all over the place.
please don't skeet inside my butt, just skeet on my back.
sorry i didn't mean to skeet inside your ass like that, it just happend.
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anonymous
Jul 24, 2003
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