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someone who is self obsessed and enjoys monging.
oh we better not walk through the graveyard we might see a skeener
by sweet May 28, 2004
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a skeener is a very long, but skinny penis
brett got sad because he gf said his was cute, i asked if it was a skeener
by kill all bees April 05, 2010
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