Secsso 

A person who loves raisin cookies and yoghurt, loves to mix them together.

That guy is such a secsso , he ordered 12 raisin cookies and 11 cups of yoghurt.

Secsso by theimposteriscai November 11, 2022

skeck 

Road kill - mainly armadillo

"Hey look there some skeck on the road"

skeck by redneckerey May 21, 2020

shit specs

Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.

"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"

"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"

shit specs by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011

skeeser 

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

Skeckled 

An involuntarily dance move cause by excessive drug use.
When your limbs move uncontrollably

“ look at that bloke he’s that off his head he looks skeckled”
“ hey Nic do u wanna go the shop?”
“Nah man I had a big night, I’m so skeckled”

Hey Katie stop dancing!!
“I’m not dancin I’m just skeckled”

Skeckled by Katielea June 8, 2018

skeeses 

a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship

Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses

skeeses by alypd January 15, 2007

tyrannosaurus specs 

The bigger, the smarter.
Giant glasses worn by nerds, John Denver, or the new wave kids of 2010. These glasses have no value attracting others sexually, or any type of compliment to ones face whatsoever.

Please do not wear Tyrannosaurus specs anymore. I would provide an example, but that would involve further knowledge of these glasses. I'm going to just Fahrenheit 451 this shit and YOU, just forget you ever read this definition and JUST stay away from over sized bifocals.

tyrannosaurus specs by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010