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Jean Skirts, really really short jean skirts similar to booty shorts but in jean form.
-"Dude, 3 o'clock check out those 3 girls in skeans"
-"Nice, I love girls in skeans!"
-"Yea man, those girls just up'd to 8s for wearing those"

-"SHAWTY GOT SKEANS!"

-"Wouldn't that ass look tight in skeans!?"
by bbnttz April 24, 2008
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The idiotic look when someone rocks skater shoes and skinny jeans. The new "junners". But instead of runners they're wearing skater shoes. "Skeans". Not a really good look to be rockin'.
Jacqui: "Oh hey, see Chris over there,"

Tayla: "Yeah? Why?"

Jacqui: "Look, he's rockin' the Skeans.."

Tayla: "Eww"
by someonenotrockinskeans April 19, 2011
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A pair of blue jeans that has been repurposed into a skirt by ripping out the inner seams and adding material to the front and back
Mary, tired of her old True Religions, had her grandma make them into a sweet pair of skeans.
by thankyoubye September 03, 2009
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Skinny jean, when you don't have time for both words.
I need to buy a new pair of skeans, but my hip to ankle ratio is all out of whack.
by caseyrad666 March 17, 2010
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