Skater 2: Yeah you should totally get them! Your skate shoes suck!
Skater 1: Ok I will! I need good grips to do awsome vert tricks!
Person 2: It's a piece of wood...with some wheels....and some overpriced trainers made by chinese kids in sweatshops.
Person 1: Nah man it's the skill brah
Person 2: What....it's basically a scooter for older faggots.