Skatch is a skank ass tattoo controlling hoe.
My brother gave me a dog but his skatch took it from me.

One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.
by Wamba September 2, 2023
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Skatch is a derogatory term of endearment to the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.
No you fool, skatch isn't an STD. We're in Skatch right now.
by morganaj May 29, 2010
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The holy lord of Recovs and trials aka the chosen one

No one can do it like skatch
by The Destiny community February 22, 2021
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The female form of fap. Can be used as an action, or as a general exclamation of sexual attractiveness.
"she's been in her room for hours, she must be skatching"

OR

male: "dude that's hot -fapfapfapfap-
female: "dude, that's hot -skatchskatchskatch-
by asciibox August 29, 2009
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A movie currently being made by MCR Enterprises. Still not yet completed though. An also a game currently being developed by MCR Enterprises also.
by Mitch(Mittens) April 27, 2006
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a lot of; many of; great in quantity;
I'z got a skatch of Benjamins n` be lookin` for a hook up - yo!
by pchicken March 15, 2007
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a way for gay people to make fun of straight people. The opposite of faggot.
Straght person: you're such a fagget

Gay person: well...you're a skatch!
by helo helo helo helo January 31, 2011
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