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1.
A skat job is when a man poo's on a womans face or vice versa.
Did you hear Jameson Skatted Jenny last night? It went everywhere! and in my mouth!

olivia once skatted for jam.

what a great skat job that was, if only i had a cloth to wipe the poo away!
by luke carter June 19, 2006
 
2.
When somebody (male or female, usually a male) defecates on their partners chest, usually in an act of sexual pleasure.

A popular follow-up is then giving a chili dog
Gregg and Tanya were looking to expand their sexual boundaries. A skatjob was just what they needed to put a spark back into their relationship.
by Chode Master God October 10, 2005
 
3.
A skat job is when a man poo's on a womans face or vice versa.
Did you hear Jameson Skatted Jenny last night? It went everywhere! and in my mouth!

Chris once skatted alex hamilton for jam.

what a great skat job that was, if only i had a cloth to wipe the poo away!
by luke carter June 19, 2006