skankscuse 

When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.

Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!

skankscuse by Focier October 9, 2014

skankahussahookerwhore

The worse kind of slut possible. You can find these on the streets or in crack houses. T

I saw that skankahussahookerwhore smokin da rock down the street.

skankahussahookerwhore by Robert Sons October 6, 2005

skanktacular

Adjective:
1. Savoury and memorable yet still rancid.
2. To describe cheeses of particularly foul or evil odour.

1. Man, you warned me she was pungent but she was skanktacular!
2. That skanktacular blue is best with a port of my choosing.

skanktacular by Cullister September 9, 2003

skanktacular

Particularly abhorent or dreadful

Damn! That hooker is truly skanktacular.

skanktacular by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

skanksatchel 

(n). (1) An incredibly slutty individual of the female persuasion. (2) Roughly, a hobag

That biatch is a skanksatchel.

skanksatchel by mr_brennan November 5, 2005

skankstache 

A mustache is this not full, but long, patchy or stringy and untrimmed. Mostly common in the midwest and in trailer parks.

Eddie just moved to town and started the 8th grade, impressing all the girls with his skankstache.

skankstache by DJ Thickness September 5, 2007

skankachu 

A non affending way to refer to a women as a skank or hoochie

Hey skankachu what have you been up to?

skankachu by rudester September 22, 2011