Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.

That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

Jizzletastic by Rhinestone Souron July 26, 2007

Shizzletastic 

Shizzletastic is a combination of the words shizzle and fantastic. It is a way of saying something is good except by saying shizzletastic it puts that thing onto a whole other level of amazingness. If something is shizzletastic it is practically god like, in fact it could probably kick gods ass by just thinking about it, thats how good it is to be shizzletastic.

Also words like shizzleistic, shizzlebombastic and shizzleicious all mean the same thing and can be used instead of shizzleistic at any time.

"I just took a massive turd, it was shizzleistic"

"I just won the lottery"
-"Thats pretty damn shizzletastic"

Shizzletastic by Martyn S. Stewart August 30, 2008

shizzletastic 

Shizzletastic is a combination of the words shizzle and fantastic. It is a way of saying something is good except by saying shizzletastic it puts that thing onto a whole other level of amazingness. If something is shizzletastic it is practically god like, in fact it could probably kick gods ass by just thinking about it, thats how good it is to be shizzletastic.

Also words like shizzleistic, shizzlebombastic and shizzleicious all mean the same thing and can be used instead of shizzleistic at any time.

"I just took a massive turd, it was shizzleistic"

"I just won the lottery"
-"Thats pretty damn shizzletastic"

shizzletastic by Martyn Stewart July 30, 2008

SizzleSticks

Another word for hot dogs especially the sketchy ones that pop and curl on the grill like they’re fighting for their life. Usually used when you’re hungry but also slightly concerned.

“Yo toss me one of them SizzleSticks before they all roll off the grill.”

SizzleSticks by boimans December 1, 2025