Spitzerface 

The face of reluctant apology (or crapology) because you have to even though your shit's totally fucked regardless, as made by New York Governor Eliot Spitzer as he apologized on national television for sleeping with high-class hookers, even though he knew he was going to have to resign over this.

Represented by the emoticon:
):-[

Douche: She caught me in bed with her sister.
Friend: What did you do?
Douche: Well, I dismounted first, then apologized
Friend: How's that going?
Douche: (spitzerface) ):- [Fatty: I ate his last doughnut. What do I do?
Fatty's Advisor: (spitzerface) ):-[
Fatty: Shit, you're right.

Spitzerface by jmattyc March 12, 2008

silverface 

The silvery appearance left after a man shaves his face. More prominent with Italians, Jews, Middle Easterns, or anyone else who's a hairy mofo.

Damn man, you shouldn't have shaved off your beard cuz now you got mad silverface!

silverface by Dr. Tongue April 25, 2006

Shizzerfack 

something that i think i may have made up...

haha it means to queef or queefing.

AH SHES SHIZZERFACKING ON HER DOG..poor dog. aint his name rufus?

Shizzerfack by You_Fking_Wish. December 20, 2003

Sisterface 

an endearment said to a sister who you aren't very close to, but pretend you are. Whose your relationship is mostly based off infrequent long distance phone calls and interactions. Mostly you keep in touch over facebook. Pretty much not being a person anymore just a face. Hence Sister-Face

Sister 1: Hey sisterface, I saw heard good charlotte pop up on pandora made me think of you, miss you!

Sister 2: Aweee miss you too sisterface! Hope everything is going good!

*Thinking wow haven't listened to good charlotte since I was like 14 I'm 20 now, nice how much she pays attention*

Sisterface by Melly92 December 24, 2012