| 29. | binkola | ||
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A type on anal ring used in tribal rituals in Southern Africa
Any of the diffrent forms of tribal anal insertations mostly rings Could also include anal jewlery used in Souther African Tribal Gatherings Word for a wide variety of anal jewelry varies in size color and price Hilary loves binkola insertations and so does her boyfriend Jeff.
George once put on 7 binkolas which was a world record. Wow that one expensive binkola. |
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| 30. | snakes & ladders | ||
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A classic children's board game played between 2 or more players on a playing board with numbered grid squares. On certain squares on the grid are drawn a number of "ladders" connecting two squares together, and a number of "snakes" also connecting squares together. The size of the grid (most commonly 8×8, 10×10 or 12×12) varies from board to board, as does the exact arrangement of the snakes and the ladders: both of these may affect the duration of game play.
Snakes and ladders' simplicity and the see-sawing nature of the contest make it popular with younger children, but the lack of any skill component in the game generally makes it less appealing for older players. What's the name of the game that we are playing
Boy whenever I think that we are winning Then you roll the dice take a slide Right back to the one from 99 Is it gonna go on like this forever Are we gonna to take that last step together Going round and round and up and down Feels just like snakes & ladders |
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| 31. | chalga | ||
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Chalga is a noise peaty similar to the noise that an old farmer makes after consuming a gallon of Rakia combined with the popular village meal – Bean with weenie. The recipe of that meal is known only by the most enlightened and noble villagers such as Granma Pena, Aunty Guna etc. One of the main ingredients of that meal is garlic (don’t ask me how I got to this). So, the combination of that food, drink and the old fat farmer is equal to the chalga singer and those noises that I mentioned earlier. The only difference is that when the farmer opens his mouth to share the noise with the world, is with a smell of death weasels and when the chalga singer opens her mouth the smell is like a, lets say, a mixture of a drunken lad’s copulating organ and fake perfume “Prada” bought from the popular perfume maker Hasan who owns a store at the “Ilienci” mall.
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The look of a chalga singer is very complicated mix of silicon, enormous quantity of make up and lest not forget the main thing – the black thong worn under a white trouser or skirt (depend on the stage that the singer performs its noise) and a red brassiere (most of the time 2-3 times smaller that the breast size) hiding only the nipples of the singer. *Fans of that music are necessary to have the following items: WV Golf 2 (black with PK registration plate), chain from the flusher of the WC stolen from his grandmothers flat in Fakulteta and worn on the neck, white towel socks, flip floppers Abidas, trainer pans (called Anzu... |
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| 32. | handwidth | ||
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the way guys measure the size of their penis. the actual size of one handwidth varies on the person. a normal penis should be right in the range of about two handwidths. my penis is two handwidths and two fingers long
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| 33. | bhymen | ||
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A thin, elastic membrane stretched partly or completely across the entrance of the anus. It has no known biological function. An intact bhymen has long and erroneously been considered the hallmark of homosexual male and heterosexual female virginity. It may be absent, small, thin and pliant, or, more rarely, tough and dense, completely blocking the anal entrance; it varies in size, shape and thickness from person to person. George got his bhymen popped in prison.
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| 34. | tit-fetus | ||
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An abnormal growth that varies in shape or size that can be located on the breast. Requires food for sustenance and occasionally drools. Guy1: "Wow, Did you see Laura's tit-fetus?"
Guy2: "No, I thought that was a myth" Guy1: "Its the real deal" |
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| 35. | Jelging | ||
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The format of Jelging varies but tend to be based around a daily workout of around 15 to 30 minutes. The Jelging workout usually starts with a warm-up. Typically the warm-up involves either a warm bath or a hot wrap (towel soaked in warm water) applied to the penis. The purpose of the warm-up is to stimulate blood flow to the penis and prepare it for the Jelging exercises. Lubricant should be applied. Once the warm-up is completed, the jelg techniques can be started. Remember that Jelging should only be done on a semi-tumescent penis, never on a fully erect penis. and The hand-grip should completely encircle the base of the penis thus ensuring that no blood escapes from the penis. The hand then gently "milks" the penis, moving towards the head and forcing the blood toward the end of the penis. Around 200 rhythmic jelq strokes per session is the average workout. Ejaculation should not occur and if the urge becomes apparent then a pause from exercising is recommended. The Jelging exercises should be stopped immediately if any pain or discomfort becomes apparent or the penis becomes erect.
Several months after begining the workout, penis size gains, both in penis girth and penis length should become apparent. After 6 months or a year gains of 2 inches in length are not uncommon. Dude!I can grow my penis bigger than yours
i jelging ever day |
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