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Sixteen Candles 

A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.
Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."

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Sixtine is one of the best people you will ever meet! She is a majestic and beautiful girl who will always be there for you to cheer you up. She will stick with you through the tough and always start b your side. She is loyal and definitely someone you can rely on to hate on a guy who broke your heart with.. If you ever meet a Sixtine, never let her go!
Chiara: Oh hey! Whos that?
Eliah: Omg she's beautiful, I bet her name's Sixtine!
Chiara: Yeah you're right.
Sixtine by Ciacs February 4, 2020
A guy from Sweden who thinks to much about himself and and gets a boner by looking in a mirror.
Wants to get a mirror above his bed so he can look at himself and not the girl while having sex.
Loves Fortnite and calls himself the FORTNITE KING! But he's actually kinda trash...
It is useless to fight against it so if by any chance a werewolf wanted to have sex with him, he would make the best out of the situation and not struggle.
That Sixten surly would take that werewolf cock hard, if he had to!
GODDESS, QUEEN from possibly Fairytale proportions. Sixtine is by far absolutely the most stunning woman you will ever find on planet earth. Her beauty is marveled at by all who can see.

She shines, her smile captivating, her blue eyes mesmerizing. She brightens up the lives of everyone she touches.

Not only her family, her daughter, her colleagues, magazines, catalogs, fashion shows but her lover too who adores her to no end. At first glance into her mesmerizing eyes she will place you under her magical spell. After your first rendezvous you will beg her to never release you. A gorgeous face with unparalleled long legs, a magnificent slender modelesque body will leave you in awe and crying for more. All you will ever think of is Sixtine and how amazing every minute spent with her can make you feel more of a man than any other woman could ever imagine to meet in your dreams. Her grace, class, elegance, humbleness and disposition will make any man realize Sixtine is a dream girl that should be treated as a goddess for her intellect, vitality, adventures and sexual prowness is an experience of a lifetime that only her lover can describe.
Sixtine is not 16 but the Goddess Sixtine who is actually 32 and lives in Dubai PF French heritage born in Lille.

Sixtine is the most bitchin chick I have ever dated.

Making out with Sixtine will send you directly to heaven.

Sex with Sixtine is Ayauasca on steroids and last for 16 hours....HUAH
Sixtine by Unicorns-R-4-real November 29, 2017

my super sweet sixteen 

A show on MTV where spoiled brats waste their parents' hard-earned money on $200,000 parties, renting out clubs and being as vain, self-centered, and selfish as humanly possible.
"I saw an ad for children starving in Africa. Then the show My Super Sweet Sixteen came on and I promptly vomited in disgust."

christine sixteen

Reminiscent of the sexual vibe present in the original 1977 KISS song, a woman so hot beyond a “10”, is referred to as a “christine sixteen”
Dude, check out that girl! I’m going to go and get her number.

Bro, you are way out of your league she’s a christine sixteen.
is so hot and gets hiss way with girs with hiss fat cockonator
dam sixten your cock is so hot
sixten by Matilda Hermansson June 1, 2020