Guy 1: Fuck me, that chick has two heads!
Guy 2: Meh....I would tap it
Guy 1: wtf
Guy 2: six month rule man
Guy 1: Good point
Guy 1: I have something to admit. I fucked a really fat bird last week...she was like 300 pounds!
Guy 2: When did you and Lisa break up
Guy 1: About 7 months ago I guess
Guy 2: Then its all cool bro.
This rule applies to all relationships but excludes marriages, since marriages *usually* involve a period of divorce which takes forever and involves losing half of your stuff.
A: Oh yeah, I know what you mean
J: I mean, its not my fault that Mary cheated on me, sigh...