ultimate situps 

A prank. The victim is challenged to a feat of strength. Once he accepts, he lies down on his back between two other people, they all link arms, and the middle person must do as many situps as he can, lifting the dead weight of the other two people.

When he has done as many as he can, and is exhausted, a fourth person runs over and sits on the victim's face while the other two hold him down.

"Damnit, I've got crack hair in my teeth... I should have known ultimate situps aren't real."

ultimate situps by Diarmaid June 30, 2006

bj situps 

The act of pleasuring your man (like he has earned) while toning your tummy for vacation

I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?

bj situps by Scrappy012482 July 14, 2016

stupse 

This word is derived by Bajans/Barbadians. It can be defined as the sucking of one's teeth for an extended and exaggerated period to create a noise in which signals annoyance or irritation.

'You know that big head idiot John *stupse* So tired of he rasshole'

'Why you don't carry you cunt boi? ' *stupse*

stupse by Gialogy June 10, 2016

situasianal awareness 

n. The complete lack of situational awareness.

I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.

situasianal awareness by MattYouKnowWho November 17, 2012

the impossible situp 

when one bounds another across the head with a shirt and tells him to attempt to do a situp while an acomplice drops his pants and points his ass at the person doing the situp, at which time the shirt is released and the one attempting his the ass with his face

Damn, me and jorge got albert so good with that impossible situp.

the impossible situp by Combat 84 June 30, 2004

power situp 

This is when you get some beefcake who thinks hes hot shit to show off. Tell him that you are going to put a towel over his head and see if he can do the situp while you pull down. Being the arrogant moron that he is, he gladly tries. Have someone pull their pants down over his head and release the towel. The unsuspecting douchebag's nose goes right up the guys ass.

I wish someone would give Arnold the power situp.

power situp by GG January 24, 2004

Stupsing 

Stupsing is when you pull air through your teeth and let it pass over your tongue which is pressed against your cheek. This noise often denotes being "pissed off", "angry", or "disappointed"

Jonah was stupsing when when he heard that no "A"'s were given.

Stupsing by illwitness September 25, 2010