"She fell and couldn't get up. We thought she was sitting on the pity potty and didn't check on her for hours.
Party goer #1: Where is your girlfriend?
Ex-girlfriend: She's been sitting on the pity potty for like 30 minutes now.
Party goer #1: Dude you think you should check on her?
Bastard Boyfriend: Naw, she's alright.
"My boyfriend is not paying enough attention to me and has been looking at that skank all night.Time to go sit on the pity potty."