| 1. | ass cramps | ||
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an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time. "chuck-wanna go to the park
timmy-no, i have ass cramps chuck-lazy timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day timmy- no i got it from working yesterday chuck-you got fired 3 days ago timmy-well....well chuck-lazy |
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| 2. | ass | ||
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(v.) to ass To situate one's buttocks in a particular place for an extended period of time, typically while engaging in another activity. "I had to work on my science project in the office this afternoon, so I assed the office chair for five hours straight."
"I spent last night assing my couch, watching The Breakfast Club and eating ice cream." |
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| 3. | face sitting | ||
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The act of sitting on ones face without undergarments or clothes, licking ones pussy or ass Last tuesday that tight bitch was face sitting on me
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| 4. | gamer's ass | ||
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When one sits on his computer chair so long, that more of the sitting on the chair will cause extreme pain and itchiness. gamer's ass is a painful situation.
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| 5. | ass nugget | ||
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the shit thats stuck in your ass that you just cant get out. I was sitting on the toilet for a long time because I had an ass nugget
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| 6. | wallet-ass | ||
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A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time. "Man, I got some bad wallet-ass!"
"Well, maybe you shouldn't sit so damn much." |
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| 7. | Clicker Ass | ||
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A description for a female with a less-than-adequate bottom. Derived from the phenomenon of people sitting on a couch and watching TV, clicker in hand, thus flattening the hind quarters. "Damn, that girl must sit around and watch TV all day."
"Why is that?" "She has clicker ass." |
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