an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time.
"chuck-wanna go to the park
timmy-no, i have ass cramps
timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps
chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day
timmy- no i got it from working yesterday
chuck-you got fired 3 days ago
(v.) to ass
To situate one's buttocks in a particular place for an extended period of time, typically while engaging in another activity.
"I had to work on my science project in the office this afternoon, so I assed the office chair for five hours straight."
"I spent last night assing my couch, watching The Breakfast Club and eating ice cream."
The act of sitting on ones face without undergarments or clothes, licking ones pussy or ass
Last tuesday that tight bitch was face sitting on me
When one sits on his computer chair so long, that more of the sitting on the chair will cause extreme pain and itchiness.
gamer's ass is a painful situation.
the shit thats stuck in your ass that you just cant get out.
I was sitting on the toilet for a long time because I had an ass nugget
A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.
"Man, I got some bad wallet-ass!"
"Well, maybe you shouldn't sit so damn much."
A description for a female with a less-than-adequate bottom. Derived from the phenomenon of people sitting on a couch and watching TV, clicker in hand, thus flattening the hind quarters.
"Damn, that girl must sit around and watch TV all day."
"Why is that?"
"She has clicker ass."