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Garage Sitters 

People who sit in their garage rather than their yard or porch. Typically they sit on lawn chairs, upside down 5 gallon buckets, or coolers and they often separate themselves with a cooler or other quasi-table to set their drinks, ashtrays and cigarettes on. Oftentimes they can be spotted wearing NASCAR apparel, listening to or watching NASCAR, or grilling.
There goes the Smiths sitting in their stupid lawn chairs in their garage drinking beer and smokin cigarettes. Wonder what lameass NASCAR race is on today to pull the garage sitters off the couch. Or maybe the Colts are playing again.
Garage Sitters by WGator January 18, 2011
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Same Side Sitters 

A couple who, for some reason unknown to humankind, chooses to voluntarily sit on the same side of a booth or table at a restaurant, leaving the other side completely vacant.
"Hey Eric, check out that lame ass couple feeling each other up in that booth."

"Yea man, a classic case of the same side sitters."
Same Side Sitters by Dan Kl0za August 10, 2008

the fence sitters 

these are a very specialised group of people who are absent of any ability to make a choice in any walk of life.
they very often avoid making decisions and would much rather sit on ones fence, there it is said to be safe and free from confrontation.

if approached by large groups asking lots of questions at a fast tempo the fence sitters are often known to curl up into a ball or play dead.
chris: "hey john did u see that smogon stood over there on its own, the fuckin freak?"

john: "im saying nothing mate, i dont wanna get involved"

chris: "why have you curled up on the floor in a ball? oh yeah! your one of the fence sitters"

john: "stop asking me so many questions, i might accidently answer one"

chris: "whatever! you fuckin fence sitter!"
the fence sitters by ewok840 November 22, 2011

unpatriotic sitters 

When the pledge of allegiance is being announced at school and the person refuses to stand. This is likely because they are a Weeaboo or spend to much time on the internet to denounce where they were born, at least stand and recite in your head the song of your preferred country.
The whole class stared at the unpatriotic sitters while the pledge was being announced.

baby sitters 

Baby sitters are a reference to your rims tires. They watch over your rims (your kids) just like a babysitter would watch your child.
MAN that fool John Brown sittin on 24 inch baby sitters.
baby sitters by Big BING October 23, 2005

Big Sisters & Big Brothers 

Organizations that pair young kids with older "brothers" & "sisters". They spend quality time together & it makes up for not having a Mom or Dad. Great for youngsters!
{Big Sisters & Big Brothers] are in practically every town & city nationwide.

Seven Sisters 

Refers to the seven small contiguous states in the Nort East Region of India: Arunachal Pradesh, Assam, Manipur, Meghalaya, Mizoram, Nagaland, and Tripura.
The rest of mainland India is only connected to Assam properly; if you have to go to any of the other seven sisters, you need to make a stop at Assam.
Seven Sisters by amsquareb December 18, 2017