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Sisbend, what a special word! It represents a friendship more special than best friends and sisters. A bond more special than any other! Sisbend stands for a combination of sisters and best friend. When you are someone’s sisbend, you have a more than a special bond with your favorite person, so special you can’t even describe it! Well now every time you and your unbreakable bond want to describe your friendship you have just the right word!
Olivia and Isa are the closest people ever! They consider each other sisbends, more special than sisters and best friends!

Person 1: Isa and Olivia are really close
Person 2: Yeah, they are sisbends!
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It’s an unbreakable bond, look it up on urban dictionary!
sisbend by olivisa🦋🐙 October 18, 2019

If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.
The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”
If it fits, I sits by AntiTHOT.exe October 30, 2020

sitzberger 

A sexual maneuver that involves hot dog water and a pitching wedge and a hobo.
I wanted to sitzberger my wife but we could not find a hobo.
sitzberger by Tskills July 9, 2010

sitebuster 

An online video that garners so much traffic in a short amount of time that it leads the server hosting it to crash.
Joss Whedon's Dr. Horrible was a real sitebuster.

Simsbury High School 

An extremely challenging high school where teachers hate students because they will making more money than them in only a few short years.
If you go to simsbury high school chances are you are white, rich and you own an Iphone. Not all kids at simsbury high school are spoiled or preppy, some kids are pretty chill.
The sports at simsbury high school are very popular, especially lacrosse for boys and girls. In the fall the girls field hockey team and Volleyball teams have very good records. The football team is extrememly embarrassing but at one point in time it was actually good, we promise

On weekends most kids enjoy smoking pot or getting drunk and when i say most i mean about 90% of the students.
During the school day the only thing that happens more than painful learning is DRAMA. The hallways are like a mix between laguna beach and Jersey Shore due to the extreme amounts of girl fights.
Chick 1: I was so stoned on friday night, what did you do?
Chick 2: I hung out with Bobby at the football game
Chick 1: What? I told you i liked Bobby
Chick 2: Then why did you sleep with Jake
Chick 1: Bitch you dont know anything! (Punches her in the face)

Stoner hanging out in the hallway: Typical simsbury High School bitches.

Varsity lax bro: Woah who is that girl?
Other bro: Dude shes a freshman.

Varsity Lax bro: Its fine, ill get her drunk this weekend and try to hide it from my girlfriend
Simsbury High School by Silly Sal February 23, 2011

Shitsburgh 

The nickname for Pittsburgh by anyone not from there... I think the name says it all.
People from Shitsburgh have never been anywhere else in there world or only Cleveland.
Shitsburgh by gladimnotfromwesternpa September 16, 2011